Sasha: What?! But we both totally loved this show!
Ariel: Well ... sure, but they completely ruined one of the most fun things we like to do in this blog.
Sasha: What are you talking about?
Ariel: I mean coming up with funny names for all the characters. They already did it for us!
Sasha: You're going to have to explain, because I'm pretty sure everybody had an actual name.
Sasha: You're going to have to explain, because I'm pretty sure everybody had an actual name.
Ariel: Are you? Then let me ask you, what would you call that one coach who had the beard?
Sasha: You mean Coach Beard?
Sasha: You mean Coach Beard?
Ariel: Right! What would our nickname for him be?
Sasha: Oh ... okay, I can sort of see what you mean in his case. But --
Sasha: Oh ... okay, I can sort of see what you mean in his case. But --
Ariel: And what would we call that reporter character?
Sasha: Um, I'm thinking ...
Sasha: Um, I'm thinking ...
Ariel: No you're not! You already know.
Sasha: "The Independent."
Sasha: "The Independent."
Ariel: And what about that one soccer player who starts off being so full of himself but later on kind of gets better? (Oops, spoilers, sorry everybody!)
Sasha: Sigh. "Baby Shark."
Sasha: Sigh. "Baby Shark."
Ariel: What about Nate?
Sasha: "Wonder Kid."
Sasha: "Wonder Kid."
Ariel: See?
Sasha: Okay, okay, but it's not like they spoon-fed us nicknames for all the characters. We would have had to make up something for the girl who did all their public relations, Keely Jones.
Sasha: Okay, okay, but it's not like they spoon-fed us nicknames for all the characters. We would have had to make up something for the girl who did all their public relations, Keely Jones.
Ariel: "KJPR."
Sasha: Well, what about the owner of the soccer club?
Sasha: Well, what about the owner of the soccer club?
Ariel: She has two! "Boss" and "Stinky!"
Sasha: Okay, I know, the gruff grumbly player who's always cursing and has that cute little niece.
Sasha: Okay, I know, the gruff grumbly player who's always cursing and has that cute little niece.
Ariel: "Uncle Roy."
Sasha: I ... guess you're kind of right.
Sasha: I ... guess you're kind of right.
Ariel: And we didn't even get to Higgins! Ted Lasso gives him a different nickname practically every time he sees him! "Higgy Pop" and "Higgs Boson" and --
Sasha: I'm going to stop you because we really never did tell people to put on their spoiler blankets and some of those nicknames for Higgins were pretty funny.
Sasha: I'm going to stop you because we really never did tell people to put on their spoiler blankets and some of those nicknames for Higgins were pretty funny.
Ariel: Ooh, good point.
Sasha: And I guess for Ted Lasso himself we've got our pick between "Coach" and "Wanker." Wow. They really did do all our work for us.
Sasha: And I guess for Ted Lasso himself we've got our pick between "Coach" and "Wanker." Wow. They really did do all our work for us.
Ariel: So, we ready to call this one done, then?
Sasha: Whistle!
Sasha: Whistle!
Ariel: Haha!
Sasha and Ariel: Bye, everybody!
Sasha and Ariel: Bye, everybody!
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