Sasha: Okay, it's a whole new season, and we never even really talked about last season that much because you were too busy squealing over ... um, I'm not even going to say it.
Ariel: Don't worry, I'm not going to spend the whole post talking about Baby Yoda again!
Sasha: That's good, because --
Ariel: I mean, it turns out his name isn't even Baby Yoda!
Sasha: Yes, but we should tell people to put their spoiler blankets over their heads, right?
Ariel: Sure, definitely. Watch out, people, big spoilers ahead!
Sasha: Okay. So ... this is going pretty well so far. What do you think about this sea--
Ariel: BROWWRRRRRRRRR!
Sasha: Oh no. Come on, what are you --
Ariel: Better Bad Guy's ship from the second movie is back this season! And it didn't do it last week, but this latest episode ... BROWWRRRRRRRRR!
Sasha: What? Oh, you mean those bombs it drops
Ariel: The ones that go, BROWWRRRRRRRRR!
Sasha: Please tell me you're not going to spend this whole post making that sound.
Ariel: But it's the best sound ever! BROWWRRRRRRRRR! I figured when Better Bad Guy's Grown-Up Kid saw those ships chasing him, he was going to swing around and start shooting those same guns his dad used when Sexy Jesus was after them in that asteroid ring. But then, the back of the ship opens up and BROWWRRRRRRRRR!
Sasha: Okay, but --
Ariel: I mean, we knew Better Bad Guy's Kid could use those guns that go VEEP!VEEP!VEEP!VEEP!VEEP! because we saw him shooting them at Sexy Jesus on that planet of matchstick-head aliens. But we didn't know he knew how to use the bombs that go BROWWRRRRRRRRR!
Sasha: Aers, he's had like 40 years to read the instruction manual by now, hasn't he?
Ariel: Yep, so as soon as those fighter ships get on his tail, BROWWRRRRRRRRR!
Sasha: You have to stop doing that.
Ariel: No I don't! BROWWRRRRRRRRR! Come on! It's fun! You know you want to.
Sasha: I want to keep talking about The Mandalorian!
Ariel: BROWWRRRRRRRRR! Come onnnn, Sash! Just once. Then I'll stop.
Sasha: No you won't.
Ariel: BROWWRRRRRRRRR! I will! BROWWRRRRRRRRR!
Sasha: This is ridiculous.
Ariel: BROWWRRRRRRRRR! Just once.
Sasha: Fine ... Browrr.
Ariel: What??? No, the right way! BROWWRRRRRRRRR!
Sasha: ...
Ariel: Do it! BROWWRRRRRRRRR!
Sasha: All right, all right, BROWWRRRRRRRRR!
Ariel: See? Wasn't that fun? BROWWRRRRRRRRR!
Sasha: You said you'd stop!
Ariel: I know, but it's hard! Seriously, do you want to stop making that sound?
Sasha: ...
Sasha: ...
Sasha: BROWWRRRRRRRRR!
Ariel: Yes! BROWWRRRRRRRRR!
Sasha: BROWWRRRRRRRRR!
Ariel: BROWWRRRRRRRRR! See you next time, folks! BROWWRRRRRRRRR!
Sasha: BROWWRRRRRRRRR!
Ariel: BROWWRRRRRRRRR!
Sasha and Ariel: BROWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
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