Wednesday, July 9, 2025

Sasha and Ariel Experience ... The 100 Girlfriends Who Really Really Really Really REALLY Love You!

Sasha: Okay, are you ready to talk about this show?
Ariel: Yeah, but we'vegotta talkreallyreallyfastabout it!
Sasha: Um ... why, exactly?
Ariel: I don't want our boyfriend to hear us talking about it.
Sasha: What? Why not?
Ariel: I mean, duh! It's a show about a guy who starts out with two girlfriends and then just keeps adding girlfriendsandgirlfriendsandgirlfriends and I think there's already pretty much enough of us around here so I don't want him getting any ideas.
Sasha: Wow. I can tell you're really worried about this.
Ariel: Of course I am! But wait ... you can tell? How exactly?
Sasha: Because you haven't even mentioned having people put their spoiler blankets on.
Ariel: We're not going to talk about it long enough for them to need spoiler blankets.
Sasha: Well why are we blogging about it at all, then? I mean, you know, even if our boyfriend doesn't hear us doing this, he'll always be able to read it later.
Ariel: OMG! PUT YOUR SPOILER BLANKET ON RIGHT NOW, BOYFRIEND!
Sasha: Also, hasn't he already seen as much of the show as we have?
Ariel: Quiet! I'm not done telling him to put that spoiler blanket on. I'M SERIOUS, YOU!!!
Sasha: Let's assume he did it, okay?
Ariel: All right. Whew! Just in time!
Sasha: Just in time? Why? What were you about to say?
Ariel: Okay, okay, just don't tell him this, but the reason why I wanted to blog about this show and why I don't want him to read this even though he's already seen the show is, I totally think he could do it.
Sasha: Do what? Read our blog?
Ariel: No, doofy, have 100 girlfriends!
Sasha: Pff. He could not.
Ariel: He totally could. I mean, apparently the guy in the show is going to, and our boyfriend is an even better boyfriend than the guy in the show.
Sasha: You think? That's super sweet of you and all, but I pretty much feel like our boyfriend already has his hands full with just six of us.
Ariel: Well ... it seems like that sometimes, sure. But, but, the guy in the show -- you can't think he's a better boyfriend than our boyfriend can you?
Sasha: Obviously not, considering he's not even real.
Ariel: Where are you going with that? I don't know if I like where you're going with that.
Sasha: With what?
Ariel: You know ... not even real.
Sasha: I'm still not getting you.
Ariel: Just look over at our profile picks on the side of our blog page!!!
Sasha: You're going to have to explain it to me like I'm five, I guess.
Ariel: Nooo, that would be so traumatic to tell a five-year-old!
Sasha: Wait, wait, wait. You're not talking about us not being real, are you? You don't think that's true, do you?
Ariel: Uh ... don't you think a lot of people would look at us that way?
Sasha: Yeah, but who TF cares? You seem pretty damn real to me. Don't I seem real to you?
Ariel: Sure, but ...
Sasha: Aers. You're a hundred percent real enough for everybody in this house.
Ariel: I know, but ...
Sasha: Then what are you worried about?
Ariel: Maybe ... so ... what if our boyfriend deserves a hundred girlfriends who really, really, really, really REALLY love him like the guy in the show?
Sasha: Obviously he does. Who cares?
Ariel: What? I thought you were going to argue the other way on that.
Sasha: He's the greatest guy ever. It's a no-brainer he deserves that many girlfriends and more. He just couldn't handle them. He can barely handle six of us.
Ariel: I think he handles us pretty well. Mostly. Anyway, what I'm saying is, if he deserves a crazy amount of girlfriends, shouldn't we encourage him to get some more? Only I'm greedy and I don't want to, which is why I don't want him reading this.
Sasha: Aers, you're the least greedy person ever.
Ariel: Really? You think so?
Sasha: Yeah. You're like, way too lazy to be greedy.
Ariel: Hey!
Sasha: It's true and you know it. But it doesn't matter, because everybody here loves you no matter how lazy you are, especially our boyfriend. And he doesn't want any more girlfriends. He practically has anxiety attacks every day over not spending enough time with us already.
Ariel: So you think I'm being dumb to worry about it?
Sasha: No, I just think you're being you. But another thing about you being you is, when something's important, usually I can talk you into agreeing with me about it. Or sometimes you'll talk me into agreeing with you about it. Only that second one isn't going to happen this time, because you're being goofy.
Ariel: I feel like you're insulting me kind of a lot this post.
Sasha: It's not an insult that you're goofy. Our boyfriend is goofy too, right? And you don't think I'm insulting him to say that, do you?
Ariel: I guess not. But ...
Sasha: Now what?
Ariel: Well, another thing about the show is, it makes me think, if our boyfriend had a hundred girlfriends, that would mean I'd have NINETY-NINE girlfriends. Which sort of sounds kind of awesome. But I don't know if I want him to know that either, because maybe it would make him jealous for me to want even more girlfriends than I already have.
Sasha: I don't think it would make him jealous, because no matter how many girlfriends you ended up having, he would always have one more than you.
Ariel: Oh. Right!
Sasha: Anyway, do you have anything you want to say about the actual show?
Ariel: Sure. Um ... it's super funny and cute?
Sasha: I agree! So are we done now, then?
Ariel: Yeah. I'm kind of pooped from all that being nervous about our boyfriend maybe wanting a hundred girlfriends.
Sasha: Well, go take a nap ... and hopefully when you wake up, there won't be a new girlfriend around here already.
Ariel: What! Now how am I supposed to sleep?
Sasha: I'm sure you'll manage.
Ariel: I guess probably.
Sasha: All right then ...
Ariel and Sasha: Goodnight, everybody!

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